Terms and Conditions

One Year Unconditional Money Back Guarantee on any products you purchase

Once you are our valued customer, we offer a one-year money back guarantee. No questions asked. Just contact us with information on how to give you a refund and we will do so.

Copyright and Other Intellectual Property

We have put hundreds of hours into researching and producing products to benefit our customers. Through receiving free information from us or purchasing products, you agree to not give away or sell the information. We do appreciate your referrals of friends, so they can check us out for themselves!

All site software, designs, text, images, photographs, illustrations, audio clips, video clips, artwork, graphic material, or other copyrightable elements, and the selection and arrangements thereof, and trademarks, service marks and trade names (the \"Materials\") are our property, and are protected, without limitation, pursuant to U.S. and foreign copyright and trademark laws.

Users are not permitted or authorized to copy, reproduce, republish, upload, post, transmit, or distribute Materials (or any portion thereof) in any way or by any means

No Spam!

We protect your privacy, and will not share or sell your information for any purpose. We may occasionally send you information about valuable updates or new products. You can easily opt-out at any time.

No Guarantees of Results

We cannot guarantee that you will have any specific result in your love life. There are so many variables! If you are in a relationship or actively dating, we are absolutely sure that your chances of receiving wonderful oral loving will increase. If you achieve self-confidence and self-knowledge, and sincerely put our suggestions and techniques to the test, we estimate that you have a 90% chance of success.

DISCLAIMER AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

THIS SITE AND ALL MATERIALS CONTAINED ON IT ARE DISTRIBUTED AND TRANSMITTED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS, WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, NEOPETS DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. NEOPETS DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE FUNCTIONS CONTAINED IN THE SITE OR MATERIALS WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE, THAT DEFECTS WILL BE CORRECTED, OR THAT THIS SITE OR THE SERVERS THAT MAKES IT AVAILABLE ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. NEOPETS DOES NOT WARRANT OR MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING THE USE OR THE RESULTS OF THE USE OF THE MATERIALS IN THIS SITE WITH REGARD TO THEIR CORRECTNESS, ACCURACY, RELIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE. THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY, ACCURACY, ADEQUACY, COMPLETENESS, CORRECTNESS AND VALIDITY OF ANY MATERIAL RESTS WITH YOU. YOU (I.E., NOT NEOPETS) ASSUME THE COMPLETE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR CORRECTION. APPLICABLE LAW MAY NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE PURSUANT TO APPLICABLE LAW, NEOPETS, ITS AFFILIATES, AND THEIR RESPECTIVE OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, LICENSORS, REPRESENTATIVES, AND THIRD PARTY PROVIDERS TO THE SITE WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR DAMAGES OF ANY KIND INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, COMPENSATORY, CONSEQUENTIAL, INCIDENTAL, INDIRECT, SPECIAL OR SIMILAR DAMAGES, THAT MAY RESULT FROM THE USE OF, OR THE INABILITY TO USE, THE MATERIALS CONTAINED ON THIS SITE, WHETHER THE MATERIAL IS PROVIDED OR OTHERWISE SUPPLIED BY NEOPETS OR ANY THIRD PARTY.

NOTWITHSTANDING THE FOREGOING, IN NO EVENT SHALL NEOPETS HAVE ANY LIABILITY TO YOU FOR ANY CLAIMS, DAMAGES, LOSSES, AND CAUSES OF ACTION (WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE) EXCEEDING THE AMOUNT PAID BY YOU, IF ANY, FOR ACCESSING THIS SITE.

Third Party Hyperlinks

The appearance of external hyperlinks and/or other materials generated by third parties does not constitute an endorsement by us of the opinions or views expressed by these third party web sites. We explicitly disclaim any responsibility for the accuracy, content, availability, currency, completeness or quality of the content contained at these sites. Further, We are not responsible for the quality or delivery of the products or services offered, accessed, obtained by or advertised at such sites. As such, We are not responsible for any errors or omissions or for the results obtained from the use of such information contained in these sites.

We encourage discretion when browsing the Internet using anyone's service. Because some sites employ automated search results or otherwise link you to sites containing information that may be deemed inappropriate or offensive, We cannot be held responsible for the accuracy, copyright compliance, legality, or decency of material contained in third-party sites, and you hereby irrevocably waive any claim against us with respect to such sites. Thus, under no circumstances will we be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental or special loss or other damage, whether arising from negligence, breach of contract, defamation, infringement of copyright or other intellectual property rights, caused by the exhibition, distribution or exploitation of any information or content contained within these third party hyperlinked sites.

We cannot ensure that you will be satisfied with any products or services that you obtain from a third-party site that links to or from us, since such sites are owned and operated by third parties. We do not endorse any of the merchandise or services, nor have we taken any steps to confirm the accuracy or reliability of any of the information contained on such third-party sites. We do not make any representations or warranties as to the security of any information (including without limitation, credit card and other personal information) you may be required to provide on a third-party site, and you hereby irrevocably waive any claim against us with respect to such sites. We strongly encourage you to make whatever investigation you feel necessary or appropriate before proceeding with any online or offline transaction with any of these third parties. We never give or sell e-mail addresses or other personal information supplied by our users to sponsors without permission, provided, however that if a user chooses to "opt-in" (click on a checkbox) for sponsor information, or to register with a sponsor, by doing so he has given permission to us to transmit her personal information to that sponsor. Please make sure you review our Privacy Policy for all details regarding our use of your personal information.

Unauthorized Links to Site

You specifically agree not to link to any pages within our site without our express written approval. If you do not receive such express written approval prior to linking to an internal page, you hereby consent to an injunction to be entered against you by a court of competent jurisdiction, as provided herein, permanently enjoining you from linking to any internal pages from our site.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless our company, and our respective officers, directors, employees, agents, licensors, representatives, and third party providers to the site from and against all losses, expenses, damages and costs, including reasonable attorneys' fees, resulting from any violation of these Terms and Conditions by you. We reserve the right to assume, at our sole expense, the exclusive defense and control of any matter subject to indemnification by you, in which event you will fully cooperate with us in asserting any available defenses.

Law and Jurisdiction

The Terms and Conditions and all matters or issues collateral thereto will be governed by, construed and enforced in accordance with the Laws of the State of Oregon applicable to contracts executed and performed entirely therein (without regard to any principles of conflicts of laws). You hereby agree that any action at law or in equity arising out of or relating to these Terms and Conditions or the site shall be filed only in the state or federal courts located in the County of Jackson, in the State of Oregon. Further, you hereby expressly consent and submit to the personal jurisdiction of such courts for the purposes of litigating any such action. You may also bring an action under law under the auspices of the American Arbitration Association with an arbitrator in Jackson County, Oregon. Parties and witnesses may appear by telephone. The substantially prevailing party in any court or arbitration action will be awarded attorneys fees and costs from the other party.

These Terms and Conditions contain the entire understanding of the parties hereto relating to the subject matter hereof, and cannot be changed or terminated orally. The privileges granted to you under this Agreement will terminate immediately and automatically without notice from us if, in our sole discretion, you fail to comply with any term or provision of these Terms and Conditions. Upon such termination, you must destroy all Materials obtained from this Site (or any other web site or source), and all copies thereof, whether or not made under the terms of this Agreement.

If any provision of these Terms and Conditions is found to be illegal or unenforceable, the Terms and Conditions will be curtailed to the extent necessary to make it legal and enforceable and will remain, as modified, in full force and effect.